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Jenny Wright
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I lick you
I like how you like how I lick you
But I don't need you
To like how I like to lick you
I'll still lick you :p

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I finally watched it. To be fair it lived up to my expectations: poor.

The acting was mediocre to say the least and the characters were two dimensional. Well atleast the main two were, the other characters barely had one dimension to split between them. I don't know about anyone else but in school I was taught a story was meant to have a beginning, a middle and an ending; an introduction, some kind of complication or conflict and then a resolution. I guess Ms Meyers not only decided to throw out the traditional vampire and replace it with a mix of sparkle dust and kisses, but also replaced the textbook story outline with her own ~*uneek*~ twist: no excitement whatsoever! And just like the idea of twinkly demons, it failed miserably.
I've got to be honest, I found it hard to just walk out and stop watching because I was sure something good or interesting was going to happen at some point. But no. The longer you watch, the more you need the satisfaction of some really fucking good to happen. Never does. Nope. It was like having awkward, boring sex that lasts far too long without a climax. There may have been the tiniest bit of foreplay but it didn't amount to anything, like awkward teenage fumblings without the slightest clue of what you're doing, the introduction was just as drawn out, dull and lacking in satisfaction as the rest of it.
Can't really say it was a disappointment because going by the 'you can't polish a turd' assumption, the book was bollocks so how was the movie supposed to be any better?


I feel unclean :(

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The-Roses-of-Water Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
[link] I used your loving modeling in "Crouching Tiger" as a reference. Your stuff is beautiful.
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BrokenEver Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011
Beautiful gallery.. come back and post more! :heart:
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killingursoulXx Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Is your avatar the singer from Disturbed? :la:
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celaoxxx Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Professional Filmographer
Awesome gallery
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Krooked-Glasses Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SO I SAW SOMEWHERE THAT YOU HAVE PLAID PANTS. :iconwthplz:

I want them.
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shiggidyshwarz Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i like ur gallery ^^
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marcscheff Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
your costumed poses are amazing. please take more! I'm an artist and this is great reference/inspiration.
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bennyb2007uk Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I noticed on AL you had a link to this and thought id check it out, its awesome!!! some really good stuff...oh and hi :D
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scuzy Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
you gonna model any more or what? :p
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YohAsakura504 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hello.
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